Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 20, 2012

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    otforever  over 10 years ago

    They had to take a swing at it.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  over 10 years ago

    Whack a Trojan!

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    That’s gonna’ hurt.

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    bluskies  over 10 years ago

    Thought I saw a spring in your step.

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    For their sake, I hope they don’t use their spears.

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    DuHhozr  over 10 years ago

    @Dogsniff: Rabbit? I thought it was a donkey! Pretty assinine idea. I see it has a rear exit!

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    pelican47  over 10 years ago

    I wonder…Is Wiley’s Homer a reincarnation of THAT Homer?

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    stuartballin  over 10 years ago

    it’s a llama

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    WCLamb  over 10 years ago

    An “inside job”?

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    markmoss1  over 10 years ago

    gmartin: Maybe the Greeks managed to hire some mercenaries who knew how to build a siege engine, for instance a battering ram in a wheeled shed like this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Assyrian_battering_ram.jpg

    If you’d never seen anything of the sort before, wouldn’t you describe that as a “giant wooden horse”?

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    psychlady  over 10 years ago

    To get to the goodies, you have to break it first!

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    johndifool  over 10 years ago

    What happens now?-—————————Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise-not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!-—————————Who leaps out?-—————————Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh….-—————————Oh….-—————————Oh…. Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger pinata…

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    jsprat  over 10 years ago

    Don’t you just hate when production takes artistic liberties with engineered drawings?

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Would you accept the premise that it’s a bear? Then I could say “Beware of Greeks gifting bears”.…No, I didn’t think so.

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    bagbalm  over 10 years ago

    Typical story told by a war veteran to the folks back home.

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    orfreebird  over 10 years ago

    When they jump from the rabbit’s butt will they be rolled up into little balls?

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    wwh85cp  over 10 years ago

    Remember Spy vs Spy in Mad Magazine?

    I picture one – one of them leave a Trojan Horse outside the other’s gate. The one inside blows up the top with TNT on a stick, then hauls the remaining part – the base on wheels – inside.

    The attacker pops up out of the base and clobbers the oh-so-clever one. Heh.

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    EDinWAState  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of a scene from MONTY PYTHON and THE HOLY GRAIL. Being a wooden rabbit and all… I mean, it’s only natural now… ain’t it… ?Oh get off it mate.

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    elbeck  over 10 years ago

    I dunno… I still have trouble believing Homer sang the whole damn thing from memory, but then again, what else does a blind poet have to do in ancient Greece?

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    palos  over 10 years ago

    It’s the first day of Spring!!

    The second attempt was a Trojan elephant. Unfortunately it was too big to fit through the castle gate.

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    Vonne Anton  over 10 years ago

    Obviously the real moral to the story is: Beware of MEXICANS bearing gifts!

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    Mickeylacey  over 10 years ago

    The Mexican Army?

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    I don’t suppose there’s any chance there’s a chick named Candy in there………….

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I predict it will be a big hit . . . ☻

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    mackiewhite  over 10 years ago

    This is genius…pure and simple. The Holy Grail of funny!

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    DrJKnows  over 10 years ago

    Production is still working on the jackalope horns. Wiley? Your are, aren’t you?

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    The pinata has more class than using a hooker to betray her people as Joshua did at Jericho. It was less claustrophobic however.

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    pam Miner  over 10 years ago

    that’s gotta be the worst idea of all!

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    jimmie loves comics  over 10 years ago

    way offand i love it.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Thanks Dog….Dr. J, my Jackalope. (eight point buck!) is one of my most prized possessions….

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Looks more like the American Trojan Horse to me. Keepin out those Furiners.

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    lin4869  over 10 years ago

    snerk! OMG, this totally cracks me up!

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    cm_beagle  over 10 years ago

    More than a day into it and nobody has caught the Holy Grail reference, well I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Well fetchez le vache, I shall not be satisfied until someone deliveries me a shrubbery!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 10 years ago

    Border Patrol.

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    sleepeeg3  over 10 years ago

    ROFL!

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