Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 19, 2012
Transcript:
Serpent: You know what we need here? Adam: More beer? Serpent: No... leadership. Adam: Uh... why? Snake: To make things even better around here, and I can do that if I'm put in charge. Adam: Wow... really? Serpent: Yep... all you have to do is take one bite. Adam: Oh... so this is better than this? Serpent: Aw, c'mon! A beer tree pizza parlor? That's gotta be against the rules!! God: *Giggle* What rules? B.E. (Before Eve) When The World was an All-Dude Paradise
doc white over 12 years ago
Yea,what rules,hic.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
While we ponder this, just think about life B.D. All of us booger-brained boys could be history once she rules.
seyleigh over 12 years ago
Gotta love the big guy’s sense of humor.
black_knight15_au over 12 years ago
I want to see the sequel, when the pear-shaped one arrives, err, when things GO pear-shaped….
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
if the beers were hangover free…that would be heaven.
chris christmas Premium Member over 12 years ago
that is good! thanks
delicado over 12 years ago
There’s a wonderful old Danny Kaye record: “Handout on Panhandle Hill”.
Nachikethass over 12 years ago
The serpent’s peeved face has a passing resemblance to Danae’s!
dfowensby over 12 years ago
uh, dude, the demon didn’t get turned into a snake and lose his legs until after Eve munched. duh. you’re way ahead of yourself.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
I guess everything is Eve’s fault. If she hadn’t insisted that Adam start eating veggies and fruits…
elbeck over 12 years ago
So who’s making all the aluminum?
chuckercan over 12 years ago
Do you think the mouse thinks his seat is the best it can be?
Victor the Crab over 12 years ago
BWAH-HA-HAAA! Poor snake. >:D
RayThomas101 over 12 years ago
Obviously, like most liberals, you have no idea what Republicans are for.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Where is the cheese burgers and fries tree?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Oh, Ray Thomas, liberals understand the American Taliban much too well. We find them scary and emotionally unstable……besides Sharuniboy, was making a very funny, if ironic, joke..Lighten up…..Good one Sharun….
my_discworld over 12 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha. love the look on the snake’s face in the last panel.
rekitect over 12 years ago
Thou may eatest from the tree of beer and pizza but eatest thou not from the tree of fruit and healthy things!
farmermatt over 12 years ago
How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
Wallace E. Benson Premium Member over 12 years ago
If you eat the right balance of Pizza to Beer you don’t have a hangover.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Regarding the business of whether or not the serpent had legs before it gave the forbidden fruit to Eve, I was taught that it did. The source for this was Genesis 3:14, “And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.” The reasoning here was that since the serpent had to start going on its belly after the Sin, before then it must have had some means of locomotion to lift its belly out of the dust. I’m not saying that I go along with that, just that that was what some people believed.
phyl10 over 12 years ago
Well, the devil could always try to make cider and apple pie out of his apples to add a little competition.
wroady over 12 years ago
love it!
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
Of course,the Serpent can make the same cop when he plays dirty.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
: )and you deserve to, dude…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
i like to wait to the end of the day to go to the comments on this strip. i am not quick enough to compete with most of the comenters here. so i just sit back and watch. unless its to political. then i pass, because the wingnuts take over, and they are not funny. thank you Mr. Miller. : )
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Betcha that beer pizza tree serves any beer you want and any pizza. With no excess calories! Wonder if it also serves chocolate?
black_knight15_au over 12 years ago
@wileyI never really thought that cartoonists colloberate (without giving credit in the rare occassions a cartooninist will invite a guest) but hey, so impressed that you commented at me :)Am really looking forward to the sequel to this next Sunday – unless you consider your strip to be Non-Sequeltur?