Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2011

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    comicgos  almost 12 years ago

    Third to the last are the scariest!

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    pbarnrob  almost 12 years ago

    Never, never, never admit to that!

    It won’t help, you won’t get forgiven, and it will break something that can’t be fixed. Sometimes a lie really is the best course, but always try very hard to be real about feelings.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Must be the cemetary for idiots.

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    snakeseare  almost 12 years ago

    A man’s place is in the wrong.

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    lewisbower  almost 12 years ago

    It was suicide Officer. He told me about Suzy Roundheels.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    Remember, honesty is the best policy.

    Provided you aren’t heavily insured, and your spouse doesn’t have a good alibi.

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    alan.gurka  almost 12 years ago

    Also, “Does that dress make you look fat? Well …”

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Apparently this guy never watched The Red Green Show. How many times has Red Green given us men such sage advice as “Men who don’t lie to women can’t get wives,” or, “She may have told you she wants you to be completely honest, but she wasn’t being completely honest when she said it.” Lie, men. Relationships aren’t like courts; you lie in court, you get convicted of perjury. Lie in a relationship, you may just save your own hide.

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    cleokaya  almost 12 years ago

    Honey…I have a confession to make!

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    HighPriestMikhal – Thanks for the wisdom of Red Green! (I used to watch it years ago on PBS, but we moved, and our cable company doesn’t carry that station.)

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    Trebor39  almost 12 years ago

    I was in Vegas honey, and what happens there stays there.

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    treered  almost 12 years ago

    LOL! even if it is a cemetery, great start to the day! & now that i think about it, learning from another’s mistake (experience) is a good thing.

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    Potrzebie  almost 12 years ago

    yes, they do make your butt look big…..(and I like that!)

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 12 years ago

    If anyone will not tell the truth honestly, the dead body will turn upside down and face down instead of up in the coffin.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I was completely honest. Then I lied. You believed the lie.

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Everyone doesn’t lie. That’s the problem. I absolutely refuse to lie and if someone loves me, they’ll understand.

    I’ve yet to find anyone that is understanding. And at this point in my life, I can’t relearn how to socially interact by including lying.

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    GailRubin  almost 12 years ago

    That will get you in trouble, for sure! Another great addition to The Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog:

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    weasel_monkey  almost 12 years ago

    @ Night-Gaunt49: If everyone lies & cheats and the world is in chaos and bedlam how do you “know” that everyone telling the truth and being honest wouldn’t rectify that? We’ve all built up such towering, fragile egos due to a lifelong expectation of hearing meaningless pleasantries. If we knew we might hear some unpalletable truths when we interacted with others then maybe we would all develop a bit of humility and look at perfecting ourselves rather than trying to force others to conform to our narrow world view.

    I gotta say, I find it very hard when someone is fishing for a compliment “does my bum look big in this?” and all I can think is “lay off the donuts and ride a bike now and then!”.

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    andreadler  almost 12 years ago

    is that why she died?

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