Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2010
Theah we wah, caught in anothah nar-eastah... Pauley an' me drifted to an island that looked like it was inhabited, but it was quiet...too quiet...so we set out to exloah. Then I got a sense of fahboding, like we should go back an' take ah chances with the sea... ...And I was right! I soon discovahed we had landed in the most dreaded and disturbin' place known to the free-thinkin' wahld... ...We wah marooned on... ...the island of the politically correct ostrich people!! "Warning! Today's most forbidden word, never to be uttered or printed is: The M word!" And just when I thought it couldn't get wahse, it did... Flo: Ok, I'll bite...how? Captain: That was the newsroom.