Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 06, 2010
Bear: Excuse me... Do you have the correct time? Rabbit: Yes... Right now the time is as it always is, right now. Bear: Wait... what? Rabbit: Let's put it this way... It's half-past what was and a quarter 'til what will be... Understand? Bear: Um... no. Rabbit: You see, time is just an illusion. The past and the future don't exist, so the time is the same now as it always will be... this moment. So now you tell me what's the real time. Bear: ? ! It's urp lunchtime.