Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 17, 2010

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    kreole  almost 13 years ago

    If your child is bored, give them chores. Works every time.

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    Pacejv  almost 13 years ago

    I agree…takes ‘em hours to undue the ropes.

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    llong65  almost 13 years ago

    but …would Danae accept a chore she didn’t want to do?

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    ronaldmundy  almost 13 years ago

    prepare for fallout! this is gonna get ugly.

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 13 years ago

    They’re both so calm about it all… A match made in heaven!

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    When I get bored, I love to blow stuff up, not that Danae would ever…………

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    ds133  almost 13 years ago

    I don’t think the hard hats are supposed to be considered hazmat, Victoria only mentions a collection of hazmat suits.

    Also, we should fear the rest of the week and Danae’s boredom, for only terrible things may come of it.

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    Potrzebie  almost 13 years ago

    Bored or Cabin Fever?

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    Wenthral  almost 13 years ago

    When I was a kid when I got bored I went into the basement, got out my chemistry set and started mixing and boiling random chemicals and when really bored opened the locked cabinets and started mixing the chemicals that and the skull and crossbones on them into my concoctions. never did get anything to explode or mutate.. :(

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    Angie B Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Nice how Wiley added Petey in… :-)

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Now, is Victoria going to have second thoughts about this?

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    lazygrazer  almost 13 years ago

    My biggest success with my chemistry set was Stink Bombs. I’ve since learned to make them without the chemicals.

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    cleokaya  almost 13 years ago

    Why do I keep hearing a tick, tick, tick?

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    Potrzebie  almost 13 years ago

    wentral, do a google on “bleach and ammonia”!

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    Magasek  almost 13 years ago

    TMI grazer…TMI…

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    grazer >

    you’re still using chemicals. It’s the mixing method that’s changed

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    billokc  almost 13 years ago

    Wenthral, do a google search on ammonia and fertilizer. That’s what Timothy McVeigh did.

    Results: Oklahoma City bombing.

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    Fierce  almost 13 years ago

    the trouble with boredom is that it can sometimes bring out the ugly in us,left unchecked

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 13 years ago

    Be prepare with safety before something will happen!

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    Only worry if the horse hides.

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    cmugnier  almost 13 years ago

    With five sons and two daughters, I can relate to Joe’s state of mind. Even though I used to purchase fuses by the case, all seven survived each other to adulthood.

    Hope Victoria knows what “Fire in the Hole!” means …

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    Trebor39  almost 13 years ago

    Danae must be about to reach critical mass.

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    alviebird  almost 13 years ago


    I did that, too. Once, when I was 11, I got this beautiful blue color but I could not duplicate it. Tried for days.

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    michealdark  almost 13 years ago

    Tanya said, about 10 hours ago

    They’re both so calm about it all… A match made in heaven!

    I think Danae’s going to be in for a surprise, because I don’t think Victoria is a shrinking violet. For all of Danae’s pomposity and bombast and snark, I think she’s going to find that Victoria can either roll with it or tear into her so bad that SHE’S the one running and hiding.

    Also, how do I bold things on here, so it’s easier to tell when I’m emphasizing something or quoting someone?

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    runninanreadin  almost 13 years ago

    Be afwaid! Be VERWY afwaid!

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    madKanga  almost 13 years ago

    Victoria’s calm is the calm of ignorance. She will learn.

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    cateymoore Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Yay! Reality Check #1! Let’s see what Victoria is made of…

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    rushman3x  almost 13 years ago

    I still say that the front door mat to that house should read: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

    Just like the inscription over the gateway to Hell. Check it out in Dante’s “Divine Comedy”.

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    CoBass  almost 13 years ago

    @michealdark Re: Bold face text here.

    Over at Pibgorn, we figured out most of the formatting capabilities here by a combination of serendipity and trial & error.

    The assembled knowledge has been posted here

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    michealdark  almost 13 years ago

    Mucho thanks, CoBass

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Geesh! I thought I was bad!

    Ideas Cover your car with fake snow in the middle of summer. Walk up to strangers, and start talking to them as if you know them. Pretend that you don’t understand someone. Pretend ignorance to sarcasm. Maniacal Laughter for no apparant reason. Answer the phone when solicitors call and pretend you are hard of hearing and yell at them to speak up. Carry a stuffed animal around with you, pretend that not only is it real, but that you are carrying on a two sided conversation with it. Carry small spray bottle with you, make sneezing sound and spray on people from behind. Read a book.
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    kaystari Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    panel two: is it natural for anyone’s eyes to be that far apart?

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