Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 13, 2009
Man: ... And I say, most of them in Congress are corrupt! Man: Yep! Obviousman: Sigh... sounds like another job for... OBVIOUSMAN! That's not true! Obviously, you don't know how a representative government works. Man: Um... I thought I did... we send people from our community to represent our interests in Congress... Obviousman: OK... let's put it this way... who do you want to win the football game you're watching? Man: New England! Woo hoo! Obviousman: Now, if I gave you $100, would you root for Carolina just for today? Man: Um... sure! We can still root for the Patriots next week. Man: ... and have $100 in our pocket. Man: Wait... oh, my... I see... Man: We Were wrong... all of them are corrupt! Man: Thanks, Obviousman! I'll never have to waste my time voting again!! Obviousman: Glad to help... just don't make me come back to point out the obvious about the military budget, OK?