Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2009

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    “I swear officer my husband came home form the office, slipped on the freshly waxed kitchen floor and BAM, fell right down the basement steps, and landed on that chainsaw I was repairing.” “Honest that’s EXACTLY how it happened.”

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    Superfrog  over 14 years ago

    No jury would ever convict her.

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    Maybe she’ll be kind and just bludgeon him with the vacuum now.

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    madKanga  over 14 years ago

    “I married you for better or for worse - but not for lunch!”

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    spok27  over 14 years ago

    This is why there’s greeters in Wal-Mart…

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    I know a couple of retirees who had to go back to work after rearranging the kitchen cupboards “rationally”…

    And one who went back to building houses after the wife got to feeling better from her arthritis and started a quilting club; he was driven out by the constant chatter…

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    @ ejcapulet that’s just what I was thinking. ;)

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    sensrule92  over 14 years ago

    “whatever you do all day…”?! Huh-oh, this is not going to end well, that is for sure.

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    durtclaw  over 14 years ago

    He should have kept his retirement secret and gone golfing every day.

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    treered  over 14 years ago

    there are certain things you do not say when someone has sharp or blunt objects in their grasp….

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

    That man who is happily retired just got home but he has to find part time job to earn more cents than his retirement pension that will not enough for his cost of living tho’.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’ve got an idea. Check out Bozo

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    prasrinivara  over 14 years ago

    Right sensrule92: the result will be somewhere between a rancourous divorce (in her favour where she’ll get house, car, moneys,…and he gets diddly-squat) and his pushing-up weeds.

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    treered  over 14 years ago

    Furienna said, That poor stupid man… exactly, the next frame is her giving him a list, today polish silver, tomorrow fix leaky faucet in bath, next day……

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    johnnydoc5  over 14 years ago

    durtclaw, that is brilliant! This strip today made me happy, great job Wiley!

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    That man is suicidal!

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    circuit7  over 14 years ago

    As long as Starbucks has WiFi I will never retire.

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    eatteaphonenome  over 14 years ago

    And this is why men die before women…..

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    kfaatz925  over 14 years ago

    I agree with the folks who think a to-do list for him is in order. Good luck, openminded!

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    lesley.cluff  over 14 years ago

    Hey, this IS my husband!!! The one who now finally has the time to teach me after 42 years, to cook, wash dishes, clean thehouse, train my 12 year old perfectly behaved dog, and follow me around the kitchen, correcting every thing I do, like turning off the stove before I am finished, turning off the tap for me, before I’m finished. Rtirement has made him an expert in nutrition, cooking, gardening. Without ever openign a book! He just watches tv!

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    comicguy53  over 14 years ago

    With no wife (and 7 months to the BIG EVENT) I’ll be micromanaging ME!

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