Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2009

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 14 years ago

    Originally catering to the ex-wives of deadbeat dads?

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    LordDogmore  almost 14 years ago

    Is the Swine Flew right down the street from the favorite watering hole of Mothers-in-law: The Battleaxe & broomstick?

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    wiitennessee  almost 14 years ago

    The castle Anthrax. It’s not a very good name…

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    rollerposter  almost 14 years ago

    when pigs fly….swine flu

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    berkleyb  almost 14 years ago

    This is his second incarnation as a retailer. He owned a pet store a couple of years ago named Bird Flew.

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    DesultoryPhillipic  almost 14 years ago

    Ok, lets keep this idiocy rolling. He bought it from an Oriental guy who originally named it Asian Flew. I hear he’s thinking about changing it to the H5N1.

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    “the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true”

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    DesultoryPhillipic  almost 14 years ago

    Easy for you to say!

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    CliffG.I.Woes  almost 14 years ago

    His first pub was called “Fly over the Koo-Koo’s Nest”.

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

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    Radical-Knight  almost 14 years ago

    Wicky and DF - Nice going, They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon and the pellet with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon rather than the vessel with the pestle.


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    Sternvogel  almost 14 years ago

    For those of you wondering about the exchange wicky and DigitalFrog are having, see this page:

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    vexatron1984  almost 14 years ago

    The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 14 years ago

    Did we hear the sound of pigs; “OINK! OINK!? Ahhhh, we got the SWINE FLU!

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    okvol  almost 14 years ago

    He should steal an idea from Terry Pratchett, and call the bar “The Broken Drum”. Obviously, it can’t be beaten.

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    Kaytebb  almost 14 years ago

    “ba dum bum…” very good Wiley. (groan)

    If you enjoyed that you will probably find these t-shirts funny, someone posted them on a news forum for a swine flew article. Personally #’s 1 & 4 are my favs.

    (If you don’t find this stuff funny don’t click on the link and don’t yell at me cause I didn’t think up these t-shirts and I warned you so…)

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    Trebor39  almost 14 years ago

    I remember a pub named “The Dirty Bum”. It didn’t do much business either.

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    sm0000t  almost 14 years ago

    danny is rolling…

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    JanLC  almost 14 years ago

    I laughed just as hard reading the dialogue from The Court Jester as I have watching Danny Kaye perform. Thanks for the laugh.

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Try viewing “the inspector general” oh listen to danny do “Anitole of Paris” ….a gas.

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    NeilPeace  almost 14 years ago

    I cannot move around the Non Sequitur comic. How do I get to comics from say 2004? Neil Peace

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