Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2009

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Ah! To have it both ways.

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    LordDogmore  over 13 years ago

    And remeber, he who ticks off the most people in the shortest amount of time, WINS!

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    LordDogmore  over 13 years ago

    Of course snakes have legs. How else do you think Congress gets to their offices everyday?

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    Manhunter808  over 13 years ago

    LOL! Good one, LordDogmore. (And unfortunately, TRUE!)

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    Kinda like the old “new math”.

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    JonD17  over 13 years ago

    LordDogmore, I like your thinking.

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    Radical-Knight  over 13 years ago

    It does say “Theory” which is to say no basis on fact or proof, just abstractions based upon perceived observations and imagination; whereas Theorems are derivations of logic, proof and existing evidence to provide a solution to real world situations.

    That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong. Yeah, Jon … What LordDogmore said. >D
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    DesultoryPhillipic  over 13 years ago

    theorem are not antithetical to theories, indeed they can be an idea accepted or proposed as a demonstrable truth often as a part of a general theory

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    Ermine Notyours  over 13 years ago

    Radical-Knight: I have a “theory” that you exist based on images on my computer screen. But since it’s “just a theory,” I have to conclude that you don’t exist. Makes sense to me.

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    benbrilling  over 13 years ago

    Adam and Eve-olution!

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    cartwrights  over 13 years ago

    Actually, for a lot of religious people (like myself), “theistic evolution” is very appealing as a personal belief, though we wouldn’t want it taught in public schools.

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    lazygrazer  over 13 years ago

    Good one, Wiley! Assuming you’re goal is to make everyone laugh, I will offer this….

    Science will prove the existance of God long before religion does.

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    nomad2112  over 13 years ago

    … So, Satan came from Darwinist evolution and, God couldn’t do any better than a couple of stick figures? I’m not sure if I’ve been enlightened or insulted ! ! !

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    Miserichord  over 13 years ago

    The Compromise Conjecture. a suggestion

    Not a hypothesis, as it cannot be tested.

    Not a theory, as it has not been successfully tested.

    Not a law, as it has not been repeatedly tested by different methods, always successfully.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 13 years ago

    I thought it was “Clam’s got legs”.

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