Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2004

Transcript:

Person on TV: We interrupt this program for a breaking story from our investigative reporting bureau... Joe Pyle: Gasp Is this it?! Has our muzzled news media finally shaken off the corporate chains and rediscovered its independent voice as a watchdog for the public? Person on TV: After weeks of investigation, we can state categorically that Britney Spears is not pregnant yet Flo: Well...you have to admit it's an improvement Joe Pyle: Yeah...it took guts to risk an FCC fine for saying "pregnant" in prime time...