Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 05, 2003
Lucy: Checkmate! I win again, helmet-head. Lucy: not so fast, fuzz-butt... Lucy: What? I won fair and square. Danae: jsut temporarily. I have a petition that proclaims your king is a stinky-brained, boring guy with a dopey haircut. Lucy: So? Danae: So...the rules say I get to replace it now with an action figure. Lucy: I don't think I like republican chess... Danae: Well then, how 'bout a game of supreme court checkers? Oops... too late. You've already lost.