Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2001
Brenda: And from then on, our family tradition for Chrismas dinnah was lobstah! Flo: Awww... that was sweet, Brenda. Voice: Ok, Eddie ... you turn to tell a happy Christmas memory... -urp- I dunno, Flo. Flo: Here, I'll help you get stahted. "It was the worst nor-eastah evah seen in these pahts..." Eddie: And when the skies cleah'ed, me an' Pauly found ourselves in the dreaded Polah Hexagon!! Well, we've seen worse, eh, Pauly? Brenda: I take it you've heard this one before. Flo: No... that's just how all his memories begin. Eddie: A lessah seaman would've perished. The adventures of Offshore Flo.