With his head up his butt, reverse is more natural for him.
The French battle tank! Perfect for Bonespurs.
It’s the same gear he uses for his domestic policies.
It only goes in random directions.
Truth is, the sign on the tank is misspelled: Anderson put “policy” into it, and there’s absolutely none of that in this administration.
Trump’s foreign policy direction is determined by a pseudo-random generator.
… a rapid advance to the rear…
Trump thinks he’s Tony Soprano and even the Butt kissers are getting worried.
“You don’t want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don’t want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy — and I will…History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don’t happen. Don’t be a tough guy. Don’t be a fool! I will call you later.”— from Trump letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan
“Our soldiers are not in harm’s way, as they shouldn’t be, as two countries fight over land that has nothing to do with us. And the Kurds are much safer now.”— Trump
“I hope President Trump is right in his belief that Turkey’s invasion of Syria is of no concern to us, abandoning the Kurds won’t come back to haunt us, ISIS won’t reemerge, and Iran will not fill the vacuum created by this decision.”— Sen. Lindsey Graham
“Lindsey Graham would like to stay in the Middle East for the next thousand years.”— Trump
Wheels came off that vehicle a while ago.
What a disgrace to America….Chooooch chooooch (Italian )
What an @$$hole. Period.
When I was a child, I had a battery powered tank. Every time it ran into something, it would change direction. The direction was random just like the current occupier of the White House.
Is he waving the white flag?
I note that both Nick Anderson and Kal are now associated with Counterpoint. You can read about it (and how to access it) at:
Trump’s favorite military hero, General Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Trump’s “great and unmatched wisdom” likes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. From The New Yorker: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime incredible deal,” Donald Trump on Friday offered recently-escaped ISIS fighters a group rate at the Trump National Doral Miami.“I am giving ISIS a group rate that entitles them to the full run of the golf course, the spa, you name it,” he said. “This is going to make the ISIS people very, very happy.”The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of ISIS membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”Shortly after Trump made the offer to ISIS, however, the group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, issued a lukewarm response.“We’ve read some not-so-great things about the Doral on TripAdvisor,” Baghdadi said. “If we wanted to go to a golf resort, we’d pick one that doesn’t have bed bugs." /s
Trump has a new vehicle to throw people under, since the bus is about five feet off the ground by now.
A Stable Genius brought low by a third-rate politician (and an icky girl)!