Nick Anderson for January 07, 2019

You forgot to seal off the top, nick.

Trump: I declare a National Emergency ( fill in the blank) . My staff is compiling a wish list.

No problem getting funding for that one…

Not a cask of amontillado, but a cask of cheeseburgers.

Now, fill it with concrete and let it harden before dumping it the Ocean to help create an artificial fishing reef.

Yes, trump is the threat! I somehow think there may be legal challenges to getting public funds for the wall which have been allocated for emergencies, as in natural disasters, which is what he seems to be alluding to doing.

I can still see the threat…make the wall higher!

God I’d love to brick up his mouth.

Now… THAT’S my kind of wall! Just needs to be a few rows higher with a roof and soundproof.

Lovely. And, while you’re at it, pull his phone too. Don’t need any more inflammatory tweets.

Crooked Trump’s big lying mouth is the National Emergency.

Just saying, this is like the fifth or sixth variant of this I’ve seen in the last two years.

I suppose trump can try to call for emergency funding, but suspect it will be legally challenged as the money was allocated for natural disasters and also he would have to have that funding capped at a point probably much lower than the 5 billion he is asking for.

The Hungarians bricked up Elisabeth Batory because she was a vampire, or really close to it. She used to bathe in the blood of maidens to keep herself youthful.

BRILLIANT!