Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for September 22, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  3 months ago

    “A true friend stabs you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde.

    Guess she’s prepared for either kind.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    I think her neck is broken.

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    gcottay  3 months ago

    Carolyn Hax: An estrangement, a new baby and a grandparent caught in the middle.

    Their pregnant daughter is estranged from one parent, and the other parent plans to visit the baby alone. Is there a right way to handle this?

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    artmer  3 months ago

    Hmmm. Should it be on the back? It is family after all.

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    sssaternye Premium Member 3 months ago

    The reflection of her head is wrong.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    She could be shopping at Target or Bows and Arows are Us.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yeah, pretty much.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    I think you need a different, better, family.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Go, and find a hot cousin who will whip that thing right up over your head, and spend the rest of the reunion in the walk-in closet with him. I mean, if they’re going to talk about you anyway…

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    I think only on the back would be more suitable.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Everyone will know where you got it.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    I think you should just phone it in.

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