Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for January 16, 2019


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    pauline_gangof4  9 months ago

    But when you’re velveteen, they stick you in the washing machine. The spin cycle makes you sick, and the fluff dry ruins your hair.

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    paperphrique  9 months ago

    One word: hasenpfeffer.

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    Reality leaves you reeling.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    The nose doesn’t grow, but something more embarrassing does.

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    tornadoprevention  9 months ago

    Pinocchio got Little orphan Annie in big trouble, she had a Disney contract, and she was lured to Pinocchio’s dressing room. And after a few scotch and waters. The neighbors were attracted to her screaming, “lie to me a lie to me”. Where they found her sitting on Pinocchio’s face. And of course Pinocchio kept his Disney contract because no one thought about “pound me to” back then.

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