But when you’re velveteen, they stick you in the washing machine. The spin cycle makes you sick, and the fluff dry ruins your hair.
One word: hasenpfeffer.
Reality leaves you reeling.
The nose doesn’t grow, but something more embarrassing does.
Pinocchio got Little orphan Annie in big trouble, she had a Disney contract, and she was lured to Pinocchio’s dressing room. And after a few scotch and waters. The neighbors were attracted to her screaming, “lie to me a lie to me”. Where they found her sitting on Pinocchio’s face. And of course Pinocchio kept his Disney contract because no one thought about “pound me to” back then.
May 31, 2017