Hang up that phone!
“Come on and arrest me. I dare you. At least in prison I’ll get to eat on a regular basis. "or “Come and get me Copper, but you better bring lots of back up. You ain’t gonna take me alive and I’m going to take a lot of you down with me. I’ve had a bad day and I’ve got an itchy trigger finger.”
The last one of those I got I told them to please send the police to get me, I needed the vacation!
Really? Who am I?
I’ve changed my voice mail to say “Hello, Central Intelligence Agency, Langley Virginia, how may I direct your call?” Seems to cut down on repeat offenders.
They call me often. You’d think the IRS, of all places, wouldn’t have to hire foreigners to call me!
I have strung one of those guys along for almost 3 hours. No, I did not go out and buy iTunes gift cards. Another tip, when the “Computer Specialists” call and tell you your computer is having problems, ask them which one, even if only have one. They won’t be able to give the serial number or anything else.