August 01, 2018
June 28, 2018
In the immortal words of Billy Hoyle, “you’d rather look good and lose than look bad and win.”
Stick a looking glass on a Roomba and program it to follow you around.
Soon as you walked in, Nancy, I said to myself “She looks like someone who’d work to build something if she didn’t have to.”
Or you could just set your screen to show yourself side by side with the person on the other end of the call.
I stop by occasionally to see if Fritszy got her tits back.
September 24, 2018