A Zen master was visiting London. He went up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
The vendor fixed up a hot dog with fried onions, gherkins, and mustard and handed it to the Zen master, who paid with a £20 note. The vendor put the note in his register and snapped it shut.
“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asked the Zen master.
“O my brother,” said the vendor, “change comes from within.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nancy knows true change is not driven by externalities like the calendar, but comes from within- when the student is ready, the teacher appears.
asrialfeeple about 4 years ago
A Zen master was visiting London. He went up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
The vendor fixed up a hot dog with fried onions, gherkins, and mustard and handed it to the Zen master, who paid with a £20 note. The vendor put the note in his register and snapped it shut.
“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asked the Zen master.
“O my brother,” said the vendor, “change comes from within.”
VICTOR PROULX about 4 years ago
Well done
tims145 about 4 years ago
Lasted till 1/25? Congratulate yourself on some progress and vow to do better next year! Now to the donut shop!
Kip W about 4 years ago
I never officially decided to quit making resolutions, of course.
Don Bagert Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nice.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
I made my first Dunkin’ run of the year on Jan 2.
Hue SL about 4 years ago
Mr Paneltwo’s second resolution was to wear a jacket when it’s cold outside.
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nancy’s resolution was to cram in so many doughnuts that they started coming out her ears. Surprise! Also getting harder to keep.
harkherp about 4 years ago
Zippy sez…“Give me a glazed!”…..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
I don’t make them until I need to.