Nancy: I'll wash my hair before Irma calls about the pajama party tonight.
Noise: RING RING
Nancy: That must be Irma now.
Noise: RING RING RING RING
Nancy: Hello? Hello?
August 01, 2018
June 28, 2018
“Because we’re out of real poo.” (Trapper John M*A*S*H)
What, is her shower not working?
“Can’t hear you, got a banana in my ear…”
That’s better than the guy that got woke up a 3 am by a caller, and half-asleep picked up the pistol he kept by his bed!
isn’t that how it always is! Soon as you get in the shower, someone calls!
I was using my laptop on the kitchen table. Later that night, I had a “toke.” Ended up mistaking an avacado for my computer mouse. Did I mention that I’m a baby-boomer?
I remember at 16 talking to my boyfriend with a headful of suds. He called as I was washing my hair. Those were the days.
September 24, 2018