Boy: Oh, Nancy---Can I borrow something?
Nancy: Sure, Peewee. ?
Sign reads: LEVEL-HEADED BOY WANTED
Box reads: TOOL BOX
Sorry, Peewee, the job’s going to some kid named Ed.
Peewee wanted to show the employer that he was on the level!
It just showed that he was half of a bubble off.
Level up, Peewee.
Back in the day of looser child labor laws.
What—To be a model?
Peewee should keep looking. He might still find a position as a caryatid.
“You misunderstand, kid. I don’t want a boy with a level on his head. I want a hideous freak who has a level INSTEAD of a head.”