Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 24, 2019

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 3 years ago

    big expecttations huh Nancy???

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    He should’ve said “A small piece”

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    jrankin1959  almost 3 years ago

    Nancy is taking her cue from John Hancock, who said he wrote his name on the Declaration of Independence large enough for King George III to be able to read without his spectacles.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    LOL! When I was a kid, I used to draw on the butcher paper….

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    This is what an unlimited spreadsheet looked like before computers.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Panel 5: A speeding auto runs into the paper. Nancy is dragged to her death.

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    billyk75  almost 3 years ago

    Give an inch and she’ll take a mile.

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    romandogbird  almost 3 years ago

    nice

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    Another Take  almost 3 years ago

    1-Doh dee doh. 2-NANCY: I got a job working with a famous artist. He sent me out for some wrap. BUTCHER: I can see where this is going from a mile away but go ahead and take some. 3-BUTCHER: (Ok, I’ll play dumb here) WHO THE HECK ARE YOU WORKIN’ FOR? NANCY: CHRISTO of course. Look him up. BUTCHER: I hate when I get dragged into these highbrow gags…ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE SOME CRACK ABOUT TOILET PAPER NANCY: Crack, toilet paper! Good one!

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hmm. Nancy should instead put her list on microfische. :) Remember those? :)

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 3 years ago

    What happened to the Indians when the white men came and asked for some land. Then produced that long long means of getting as much as they can steal.

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    That’s how she rolls.

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    brklnbern  almost 3 years ago

    An abuser for sure.

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