Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 21, 2019

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    atomicdog  almost 3 years ago

    Weight loss pills in the ’40s and ’50s were amphetamines.

    Nancy, the meth dealer.

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    Lyrak  almost 3 years ago

    Nancy goes on the “Naughty” list.

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    top cat james  almost 3 years ago

    “Santa, you’re somewhere between Nicki Minaj and Kim K.!”

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    She doesn’t want “Santa” to get stuck in the chimney and have to call the fire department to get him out!

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    MJKesquire  almost 3 years ago

    Santa’s got back!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    You mean, THERE’S REALLY A SANTA! ???

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    fix-n-fly  almost 3 years ago

    Oh Nancy, have a heart – it’s Christmas (at least in this comic) and if that is truly the real Santa, he’ll find a way to enter your home and he won’t need reducing pills.

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    jrankin1959  almost 3 years ago

    Nancy, Nancy, Nancy… Don’t you know Santa uses trans-dimensional engineering to navigate those chimneys? Learned it from The Doctor. (Heck – how do you think he gets to every kid’s household in one night?)

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    atomicdog  almost 3 years ago

    I guess that if a parental figure is going to let her eight year old wander around town unsupervised, she’s not going to sweat letting her climb up on the roof and carrying around a controlled substance.

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    tims145  almost 3 years ago

    You know what “Reducing Pills” were back in those days, don’t you? Usually dexedrines; basically what we now call amphetamines. Was also used by the military as a ‘go-pill’ during missions requiring extended alertness such as night-time bombing missions or extended combat operations.Ironically, dexedrine (and related drugs adderall, etc.) is now actually prescribed to treat ADHD.

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    Another Take  almost 3 years ago

    1- Doh dee doh 2-Dee doh dee 3-Hmmmmm… 4-NANCY Hey lardo. You left me these pills last year to help me drop a few. They didn’t work for me and they clearly ain’t doing anything for you. SANTA: The bottle’s full. You gotta take ‘em dum dum. NANCY: Oh. I planted the bottle in the yard. I thought they were like magic beans. SANTA: Forget about me kid. You need to see the Wizard about a brain. NANCY: Cool. What corner is he workin’?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “As seen on TV…”

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    ElGato  almost 3 years ago

    My question is “Who would let a little girl like Nancy climb up a pitched roof?” Doesn’t look like there is any supervision around.

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    brklnbern  almost 3 years ago

    Desperate girl.

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