Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 19, 2019

Fred Flintstone would be proud.

I would have stood a couple feet behind him.

…..and THAT, NANCY is how you hit a golf ball!

heck of a hook he got on that ball. it’s trajectory is a real curve

Cartoon Physics. Responsible for countless damaging incidents.

Nice shot, Sluggo! — “YOU DA MAN! . . . GET IN THE HOLE!”

The original “Magic Bullet.”

That would have been good for 350 yards.

1-SLUGGO: Hey Nancy. Let’s pretend we live in a fancy gated community with a golf course. You can be a caddy even though you’re a girl. NANCY: Fun! As your caddy I suggest you lay up.2-SLUGGO: No way. I’m lettin’ the big dog eat! (Cause it’s the only club I got), Shhhhwinggg!3-NANCY: Yikes! A hole in 4! I think you just broke the course record. Too bad your ball is in the middle of the freeway instead of the fairway. You didn’t tell me your golf ball was made by AMF – Adios Mexican Flyer. I think you better bug out instead of putt out. Maybe the judge will give you a mulligan. Good thing there was no driver in that car. That looks like a gimme – 30 days in jail if you’re caught.

Good thing he didn’t hit her and make it a “fiver”

nice

Now four days in jail.

Wow—that’s skill with a golf club!

Or maybe just dumb, bad luck. Yeah … probably the latter.

Why is Nancy running away this has NOTHING to do with for once

Takes skill to do that!