Teacher: Sluggo---Describe an octagon.
Sluggo: A figure with eight sides and eight angles.
Teacher: Right. Now, Nancy---Describe a SPHERE.
Huh. So Sluggo used to be a conscientious student. It’s almost as if Gilchrist made up that “indifferent schoolkid who loves nothing more than naps and loafing” character as a lazy trope he could return to dozens and dozens of times rather than come up with, y’know, original ideas.