Nancy: You promised to take me to a movie today.
Sluggo: Sorry, Nancy---I'm going to a ball game today.
Nancy: I'll fix you---There won't be any game today. It always RAINS when I water my garden.
And when you get older, it will rain when you wash your car.
That’s why I haven’t washed my truck in so long…we’d have a tornado!!In high school, I washed my car every weekend for several weeks…only to have it rain late that day or the next….stopped washing for about 6 weeks…no rain…washed it again….you guessed it…..