First he should go to a second hand store . . .
On M*A*S*H, B.J. bought a watch with no insides from a soldier. That same soldier wound up on B.J.’s operating table. The soldier asked B.J. if he was going to be all right. B.J. told the soldier that he would have him running as well as the watch in no time.
He went from the east coast to the west coast in 2 hours. Today it takes us 5 hours.
The better to go with his little brain.