Monty by Jim Meddick for October 09, 2024

She probably sews with a stapler.

I’m thinkin’ the sweater should be ablaze

Darn it!

It was an ugly sweater anyway. Now, it’s an “Ugly sweater”.

It’s “flair”

My 34-year-old robe came out of the washing machine with a chunk of cloth missing up below my shoulder so I bought an iron-on decal of my favorite MLB team and fixed it.

Switch from wool to synthetic yarn … moth problem solved.

That’s what ceder is for. Not as funny but, you know . . .

She may not have been a “button person”, however, she is now.

Although she didn’t mind Red Buttons.

I have to throw away socks that have holes in them, because, darn it! I can’t.

I had hoped Delia had gotten rid of the roommate. Thump her on the head with a nice wooden darning egg. :)

You can put it in or around cedar. Moth’s don’t like the stuff. Or you can put mothballs in the box…and then throw the whole thing in the garbage because it smells worse than having holes in it looks.

I use the same trick.

You still need to add moth balls. Just be careful and air out the sweaters afterward.

yeah, this is a toxic room mate

She’s not a 5-fingered person, either!