Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2024

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    Obviously she’s just being coy. Go for it.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    It pretty impressive she could even see Monty’s eyes.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    “She went though all that effort to fit so much text on this tiny heart. She MUST like me a lot!”

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    Frankie5466  5 months ago

    Omg it’s hilariously obvious why Meddick puts as many people as possible in glasses! I certainly couldn’t do better but Monty’s bulgy/squinty eyes are cracking me up

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 months ago

    And that’s just the written message. Be sure not to eat it.

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    fencie  5 months ago

    So, love tastes like Sharpie extra fine point.

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    Egrayjames  5 months ago

    Look on the bright side Monty….some girl gave you candy on Valentine’s Day. You did better than I did.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    If she got all that on a heart candy, wonder what she can fit on a grain of rice?

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    F-Flash  5 months ago

    Not No ! ……………………… But heavens No!

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    He|| NO! With emphasis!

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Ooo, true love. Nobody goes to that much trouble for a brush-off. If she really hated him, she would have inscribed, “I have Taser.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    “Give me your number, so I can block it.”

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    With society’s deplorable lack of civility, I’m not doubting there are candies out there already with insults pre-printed. And they’re being eaten by the handful by trolls in dark basements.

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    Timothe Murray Premium Member 5 months ago

    I was sitting at a bar, and the bartender served an extra of my usual cocktail. She said, “It’s from the woman over there,” and tilted her head toward a very pretty woman at the other end of the bar. I thought, “How nice,” and nodded to the woman in appreciation. A minute later the bartender came over, “Sorry, it wasn’t for you. It was supposed to be to him.” (A guy next to me.)

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    mrwalker008  5 months ago

    Typical Boston b….

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    danno12345  5 months ago

    Interesting, when he squints, Monty looks like Jarvis…

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    ars731  5 months ago

    “An simple no would have worked”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s almost flattering.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    she’d have added “i’d swallow poison first,” but she ran out of ink…

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