Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2023

If he needs a brush, he’s not doing it right.

Then where is his toothbrush?

Never heard of such a thing but it exists https://theruggedbros.com/blogs/news/soul-patch-what-is-it-and-why-the-heck-is-it-called-that

I learn something new every week on GoComics.

If you have a soul patch, you’re either a professional horn player or a poseur.

If only we could find a way to get one of those “Soul Patches” onto Vlad the Impaler Putin.

Oh no! The roommate from hell has an even worse boyfriend!

I’d recommend you consult with Seinfeld’s Elaine, she having survived her roommate’s dating of Kramer.

Time to move out was a long time ago.

Would you be more likely to get germs from a soul patch brush, than from a toothbrush?

She’s brushing to judgment.

She knew it was his, yet she USED IT??!!!!! Wash your brain out first! :)

I use a soul patch brush on my c_oochie. \|/

She should just start having Monty spend the night. That would solve the problem.

Send Fleshy over for a few days.

that is the single most revolting facial hair arrangement!!!

The first time I saw a soul patch was on “Maynard G. Krebs” played by Bob (“Gilligan’s Island”) Denver on the really old “Dobie Gillis” show. It was actually ahead of its time: breaking the fourth wall, anticipating plot developments, and making fun of Beatniks, surfers and Dobie Gillis. :)

You used her boyfriend’s odd-looking brush to brush your teeth, Dehlia?! You deserve all the consequences of that dumb action!

Or do you think cooties migrated from his brush to your adjacent toothbrush?

Whichever, you’re not looking too bright today….