He can’t kelp it.
There’s always the flies. Quite tasty with a bit of sea salt.
Have you tried the new and improved “Kelp Help” dipping sauce?
They taste funky no matter where you’re eating them…..
What, you don’t like their “Hot Crab” flavor?
It’s got sand in it. :)
Is that his girlfriend? Is that a uni-boob?
Um…what is she doing with her right hand and nose?
Whatever happened to Good Old Popcorn?