Monty by Jim Meddick for December 04, 2021

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    Grumpy Old Guy  7 months ago

    It’s just freaking detergent…..

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 months ago

    Sticks and stones make break one’s bones, but exaggerated marketing bullsh-t will not get that stubborn stain out.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Stick with the “Old and Diminished” formula. Suits your stage in life better.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  7 months ago

    “Fresh clothes are overrated”, says Pig-Pen from the “Peanuts”

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    That was the reason I stopped using ‘Tide’. I have a fear of drowning.

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    WMORAN1  7 months ago

    Funny how marketing works; you can buy a ‘Black Warrior’ pencil to write a grocery list, or an ‘AK-47’ to decimate the neighborhood.

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Evidently those jokes that we saw being shipped came from Kansas because this one is corny.

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    F-Flash  7 months ago

    Obviously the jokes never made it to Monty, maybe Moondog traded them for some beer? Jokes about detergent, I don’t think so.

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    jel354  7 months ago

    The vocabulary might more incisive than the cleaning power.

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    What’s it do to the bearings in your washer? Lordy!

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    nos.nevets  7 months ago

    “somehow it always turns out to be soap.” Allan Sherman https://youtu.be/4JIts1xIalg

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    wrytercat  7 months ago

    New and Improved just means they’ve increased the price and decreased the container size.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Kills colors and fabrics.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 7 months ago

    https://www.theonion.com/bounty-scientists-scream-as-experimental-paper-towel-ab-1848156780

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    Digital Frog  7 months ago

    Is it the new Crimson Tide?

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Does seem a bit violent.

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    schaefer jim  7 months ago

    Knowing Monty, it’s not safe in the cub bards!

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is that a Garfield joke?

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Isn’t that the stuff they used in the Alien movies for the creatures’ blood?

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    nitromicro  7 months ago

    The American public would rather buy a products that “obliterates stain with patented dirt destroying technology” than a product than “cleans effectively”. It’s just marketing.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Go on and use the powerful stuff, Monty! Be a man about it!

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