Monty by Jim Meddick for December 02, 2021

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Even worse than I feared. Not only are the jokes from China, with poor translations, they also got mixed up.

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    This is what happens when you out source to a country with no sense of humor.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Monty should not have been so cheap and ordered the poor quality AmazonBasics™ jokes.

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    Frankie5466  6 months ago

    I had to go check and see if Beetle Bailey had Monty’s jokes today (different strips have collaborated before) but apparently Beetle isn’t on gocomics. Ofc i don’t know if Beetle is still being done every day, haven’t read it in years and never read it regularly

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    While you’re at it, ask him to have a go at translating those strange, wingdings symbols that Sarge always says when he is angry at Beetle…

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    Chris  6 months ago

    sounds like they gave you the wrong Monty box. :D

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    Snolep  6 months ago

    Tea and oranges come all the way from China.

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    Clotty Peristalt  6 months ago

    At least Bloom County back in the day made a point of domestically-sourcing its jokes, providing jobs to wholesome Christian American joke writers.

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    artheaded1  6 months ago

    I knew it would happen! They got the wrong package! LOL

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    Indianapolis Smith  6 months ago

    “Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.”

    “He who throws dirt is losing ground.”

    I don’t think these are for the comic strip. I wonder what the Fortune Cookie factory got?

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    Lousy OEM translator! It should have read, “Beetle! General Halftrack wants to play golf! Where are his balls?!”

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Originally the Chinese Red Army had no rank insignia, what with being an egalitarian “people’s army”. However, there was a problem with officers being indistinguishable from lower ranks. This was solved for a while by maintaining the common uniform, but adding additional pockets to the officers’ uniforms.

    There’s a joke in there somewhere. Oh, yes. As in “Animal Farm”, all were equal but “some were more equal than others”.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is funny!!

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    F-Flash  6 months ago

    The jokes are like that new Chinese Car, the NotSoHotsi.

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    chief tommy  6 months ago

    Hilarious, especially using one of the least funny comics lines in probably the funniest strip

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    Night-Gaunt49  6 months ago

    Funny.

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    Mannyo48  6 months ago

    This has been the best comic addressing the shortage issues.

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    A real knee slapper and belly laugh. Good one Jim, worth the wait. What tomorrow gag going to be?

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    eddi_tbh  6 months ago

    This is why I get my jokes from Washington DC. 90% of them fall flat, but the source is endless.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Demand a refund, Monty!

    Those jokes are stale and not funny!

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