Monty by Jim Meddick for March 03, 2021

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    Aussie Down Under  8 months ago

    Although not quite correct, “ear today gone tomorrow”.

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    That’s a lobe low.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Just don’t let him talk you into the Vincent van Gogh look.

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    jel354  8 months ago

    Neither friend, Roman, nor countryman will lend him THAT ear.

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    westcarleton  8 months ago

    “If we need some extra skin, we can take it from your nose.”

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    FassEddie Premium Member 8 months ago

    Anybody notice that Monty’s in a GOWN for an ear surgery consultation?

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    Kroykali  8 months ago

    “We have a special today on the Ross Perot lobes.”

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    monya_43  8 months ago

    How is Monte going to wear a mask while his ears heal? Maybe he can come to Texas. The gov lifted the mask mandate.

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    Out of the Past  8 months ago

    Those gowns are a great idea. And nobody has ever suggested they are somewhat stupid.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 8 months ago

    And of course the “Lyndon Baines Johnson”!

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    But I’m thinking those last two guys are older than Monty? Wouldn’t they have longer lobes?

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member 8 months ago

    I knew a woman who got a nose job to fix asymmetrical nostrils. They did a great job, but I made the mistake of asking her what she intended to tell her future husband when her child was born with her former schnoz. She burst into hysterical, snot bubbling, inconsolable tears.

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    How about the Stephen Colbert?

    “Which side?”

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Monty’s Hollywood Hacker is going to lop off just the right amount of lobe to make Monty look like a movie star, or actor at any rate? I don’t think so.

    But it is cosmetic surgery, so, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, Montague….

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