Yesterday the delivery man was shocked when I opened the door to take the package. He was just coming up the steps. He asked how I knew he was there. I have sensors and cameras everywhere. Monty isn’t even close to true paranoia. Porch Pirates beware!
I suppose there remains some question whether Monty is all that fond of Grammy and her corn chowder. But, mostly, all the SWAT gear seems to have been unnecessary….
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Oh boy! We missed the opportunity to meet Grammy Montahue.
dukedoug over 5 years ago
It depends on whether or not Grammy makes good chowder.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
No, it’s the location of a WMD.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yesterday the delivery man was shocked when I opened the door to take the package. He was just coming up the steps. He asked how I knew he was there. I have sensors and cameras everywhere. Monty isn’t even close to true paranoia. Porch Pirates beware!
sheilag over 5 years ago
Corn chowder sounds pretty good for this afternoon…
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
Good thing she’s gone. Grammys look terrible in ninja stars.
yangeldf over 5 years ago
aw, that was nice, but you really need to get Grammy a cell phone so she can call ahead.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I suppose there remains some question whether Monty is all that fond of Grammy and her corn chowder. But, mostly, all the SWAT gear seems to have been unnecessary….