Monty by Jim Meddick for February 11, 2017
Ok folks. You have a choice of regular rice pilaf or rice pilaf with dried apricot... Oo! I'll have the apricot. Apricot. Me too. The chickens done. I need an oven mitt. What? No! I... Wait... Rrr... I... Ahh! What the @#$#@ is going on with your hand?! On second thought, I'll have the plain. Me too. Plain.