Monty by Jim Meddick for October 12, 2016
Ah ha! A fly! Here's my chance to try out this electric fly swatter! Wait! Wait! Don't do it! It's not fair! You set that fly up!... Left th' window open... Practically welcomed it in!... All just to test your demented new gadget!!! You... You're right. The fly's just another one of God's marvelous creations and I... Ssss Bummer. It got toasted on the overhead light fixture.