Monty by Jim Meddick for September 08, 2015

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So your molting... Losin' some feathers. Big deal. At least they grow back... I'm stuck with thinning hair! Yeah. But humans get to wear hats. Well... Why can't you? Where is it written that birds can't wear hats? You think it's that simple, huh? Really? Ok, fine! Hey... I didn't mean a hat with Barbie written in glitter. They don't make many hats this size!!!