Monty by Jim Meddick for December 25, 2013

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Oh my gosh! I have no idea what this could be! I... Really... I... Why... There's just a piece of paper in here... Getting to know you has enriched my operating system. I've learned so much about human emotion. I've learned too that Christmas isn't about material things. It's about love and this bond we all share. So, Merry Christmas! And consider this note a 100% off coupon for lifelong friendship! Heh, heh, heh... Wonderful! Ok, but seriously. Wears a real present? I knew I should've gotten a gift card from Footlocker as a backup.