Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2013
May 30, 2013
June 01, 2013
Transcript:
Ah! A teeter-tottin' man, are you? Very well then... Let the tottering begin! Gaa! Finally, my chance for revenge! I'll put my superior heft to good use by suspending this diapered diablo in the air until he cries for mommy! What? Impossible! It defies the laws of physics!... It... Oh, good Lord! There's two of them! 35 minutes later. Well, I've lost sensation in my calves and thighs... But no Nuttingham ever calls for mummy and tell at least one gluteal hemisphere goes numb...
Mr Nobody almost 9 years ago
About time.
hometownk Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And no Jarvis. This is so good.
_vecihi_ almost 9 years ago
I imagine Jarvis watching from a distance, laughing his gluteal hemispheres off.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Gaa! I heard it: you can’t say you weren’t warned, Poor Little Rich Boy. Now that you know you’ve been taken for a (teeter-totter) ride by twins, whaddya gonna do when Twin Power rolls over you?!
AlexPK85 almost 9 years ago
I am laughing my gluteus maximus off!
puddlesplatt almost 9 years ago
LMAO…hee hee
edclectic almost 9 years ago
A half-assed effort…
cupertino jay almost 9 years ago
tl;dr
SharkNose almost 9 years ago
LOL! Lucky I wasn’t drinking milk or I would have snorted it out my nose!
Hunter7 almost 9 years ago
LMGHO!!! Thanks everyone for the new abbreviations/.I just noticed that Sedgie’s family from Great Britain. Its in the spelling of mummy. (American version is mommy)