Monty by Jim Meddick for May 21, 2013

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    No doubt the Rec Room at home is equipped with temperature-controlled, adjustable flow-rate water slides. After all, this is just a public park slide. Ugh.

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    smoore47  about 11 years ago

    “The bubbles don’t agree with my hindquarters.”

    Nor will my hand.

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    coz69  about 11 years ago

    The waxed paper inside of cereal boxes still works great.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I think the slide has already been wet, when the little kids went “Weee!”

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    ramonesfan  about 11 years ago

    I think this kid must be related to Nancy Reagan somehow. I imagine her to be his great grandmother.

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    AlexPK85  about 11 years ago

    Does the Perrier now become derriere water?

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    lookwhatbobfound  about 11 years ago

    crisco works fine also

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    demorodney  about 11 years ago

    Cherry, or grape?

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    mike scott  about 11 years ago

    I’m so old I remember when porn cost money and water was free.

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    water_moon  about 11 years ago

    The local tap water is so high in Chloine byprocts (which are carcinogenic, but the risk of waterborne disease is higer than the incressed cancer risk as per the EPA and CDC) that my son gets liquid BMs if he drinks a full glass of it. As such we’ve taken to carrying cups of filtered water with us everywhere, but when his gets empty I will gladly pay $2 to not harm my child and deal with poop explosions for the next week.

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