Monty by Jim Meddick for September 08, 2011
Bird: After that chipmunk debacle, I'm having second thoughts about this falconry business. Moondog: Just try getting something really easy... like a free sample or something... A sticky lollipop? Where'd this come from? Bird: You know that expression "like taking candy from a baby"? Well, as it turns out, it's not really that easy.