Monty by Jim Meddick for March 10, 2009
Moondog says, "So you're free of all superstitions?" Monty says, "Yeah. Before Doc treated me I used to have a neurotic fear of stepping on cracks?" Monty says, "Now I can stomp on cracks all day long and not?." Monty says, "Oh $@#%@%$!...It's my mother calling!" Monty says, "Mom, how's your back?!....Huh?...Oh...ok...right. Sure, absolutely. I'm really sorry..." Moondog says, "Is your mom ok?" Monty says, "Thankfully she didn't break her back. But she told me to knock it off 'cause it's aggrevating her lumbago..."