Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2005

Transcript:

"Don't worry...No one'll see you have an off-center goatee...Unless, of course, some hot babe walks in and just happens to sit directly next to..." "Hello." "Coaster." "Coaster." "Hello." "Can I buy you a drink?" "Don't tell me. Let me guess...You recommend a "Bud Light."