Monty by Jim Meddick for February 03, 2005

Transcript:

"No offense, guys, but you've gotta be kidding if you think your mini microtian army could ever beat a normal-size army..." "Ah, but you underestimate us, surface-dweller!" "The size of an adversary is of no concern to us." "Our peoples have a long, proud tradition of military triumphs against enemy forces considerably larger than our own..." "We perserved through Worm War I and Warm War II." "Not to mention the '68 massacre of the gerbil."