Monty by Jim Meddick for February 02, 2005
"Wait. Hold on. If you microtians represent an entire reace of minature beings, why hasn't anyone ever seen you before?" "Because primarily we live below ground." "But there will come a day when we will rise from our vast subterranean empire to conquer and enslave the surface-dwellers of this world!" "YOu have a vast subterranean empire?..." Indeed! Nearly twice the size of your basement!"