Monty by Jim Meddick for March 14, 2003
March 13, 2003
March 15, 2003
Transcript:
?Even if you do spot Gwen, what makes you think she?ll go on a date with you?? ?I?ve got my lucky dice?I can?t go wrong?? ?Aren?t those the same dice you had when you rear-ended that Toys-R-Us truck and totaled the Hyundai?? ?Yeah?what?s your point?? ?Well, how are they lucky?? ?If I had hit the ?Mr. Turtle Pool? instead of that crate of ?Nerf balls,? I wouldn?t be alive today??
