Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2001
Transcript:
"Mr. Pi, what's with the mystery letter?" "Oh..it's nothing..nothing really." "C'mon...what is it? I won't tell anyone..." "In your culture the closest equivalent would be a "birthday card" it's a hologram sent by the Queen Larvae producer on Rigel-7..." "Happy hatching day to you...happy hatching day to you...happy.." "Oh, how I loathe flagrant outpourings of emotion."