A lady called a newspaper to post her husband’s obituary. The editor asked what she wanted it to say. She replied “Fred Smith died.” The editor says “We have a five word minimum.” She says “Fred Smith died. Truck for sale.”
A lady called a newspaper to post her husband’s obituary. The editor asked what she wanted it to say. She replied “Fred Smith died.” The editor says “We have a five word minimum.” She says “Fred Smith died. Truck for sale.”